Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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