When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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