she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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