how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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