I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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