please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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