Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
