I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
