so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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