Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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