North Korea, Best Korea!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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