shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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