I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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