I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Please, let me fuck your mom
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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