38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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