The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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