OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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