I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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