I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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