I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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