How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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