I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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