I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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