Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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