I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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