I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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