That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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