Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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