dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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