If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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