Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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