i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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