Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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