i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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