I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
this is an emotional support booty call
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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