Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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