Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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