come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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