Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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