PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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