Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I got inside last night via doggy door
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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