there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Randomize
