IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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