You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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