So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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