No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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