she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Im part way to drunk.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
