Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it was like eating out sand paper
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I had to cum in my sink.
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