oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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