Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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