so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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