Non-Jews are for practice
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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