I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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