erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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