3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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