Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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